Haha. I knew someone would have to post this...
So. This is the whole 小强 and Victoria story, in a script.
Victoria: One day, there was a boy named 小强. He liked to do two things: Sleep, and eat Bak Kut Teh. Then one day, he met a beauty. A sleeping beauty.
小强: Wah! She's so beautiful!
Victoria: Wah! He's so handsome! Just like Nicholas Cage!
小强: My name is 小强. What's your name?
Victoria: My name is Victoria! Do you like to eat Bak Kut Teh?
小强: Yes! I love to eat Bak Kut Teh! Do you like to eat Bak Kut Teh?
Victoria: Yes! I love to eat Bak Kut Teh!
小强: Let's be girlfriend boyfriend!
Victoria: OK! Let's start it off with a game of catching! I be the catcher, and you be the runner!
小强: OK!
*The Sleeping Beauty waltz comes in here*
--One day, 小强 and Victoria had a HUGE argument...--
小强: I like the Bak Kut Teh at Lorong 1!
Victoria: No! I like the Bak Kut Teh at Lorong 2!
小强: Lorong 1!
Victoria: Lorong 2!
小强: Let's break up!
Victoria: FINE!
--小强: 小强 and Victoria were both so sad that they went home, and cried.--
(The super obvious eye-mo and nike water bottle ''tears'')
--Victoria: And then they both decided to listen to some sad music.--
*The Polovtsain Dance comes in here*
Victoria: So they both decided to enter a lucky draw to win a trip to cruise, to forget all their woes and pains.
小强: Then they both won. So on the cruise...
Victoria: 小强!!!
小强: Victoria!!!
Victoria: I missed you so much!
小强: I missed you too!
Victoria: You know I went to try the Bak Kut Teh at Lorong 1, and it was actually quite good...
小强: YA! I went to try the Bak Kut Teh at Lorong 2, and it was fantastic!
Victoria: Oh! 小强! I love you so much!
小强: I love you too! Let's get back together!
Victoria: OK!
小强 and Victoria (together): LET'S GO EAT BUFFET!
--the end of the section competition skit!--
BUT! ON THIS CLARINET BLOG'S TAGBOARD, KIM AND DANIELLE DECIDED TO CONTINUE THE STORY OF 小强 AND VICTORIA...
Victoria: 小强!!! Let's go eat Bak Kut Teh at the junction in between lorong 1 and lorong 2!!!
小强: Yes! Let's go eat Bak Kut Teh! Then if it's in between lorong 1 and 2, we won't argue like before! Sure babeh!!! Then we can go try the lorong 2.5 too!!! At the same time find Chicken Bak Kut Teh for Fatin too!!!
Victoria: 小强! I miss you already!
小强: aww! sorry now eating bak kut teh dun disturb me!!! ♥
Victoria: My dear 小强! How can you say that?!? We always go and eat Bak Kut Teh together! is there ANOTHER WOMAN?!? TELL ME!!!
小强: No actually. I turned GAY!!! WHEEE!
Victoria: GAY??? My dearest 小强 is gay??? Ah! I feel my heart breaking...
(Not that we have anything against gay people)
小强: Oh my beloved victoria, I can hear ur heart breaking, the shattering pains me!!! I shall turn straight again!!! *SMOOCHES*
Victoria: Oh 小强, you will be my love forever<3
小强 and Victoria: When we get married we'll invite you all!
Haha. This is Kim signing off. Hope you liked the continuation that Danielle and I did!
blow me ; 4:45 pm
